Your browser keeps crashing ‘cos you’ve got four hundred and fifty-five tabs on the go…
You have filed your household bills, neatly stapled and hole-punched, in a lever arch folder in strict date order with a note on each one, of when it was paid with full payment reference…
You have a massive collection of matching shoes and handbags but you only wear the same worn, comfy footwear every day…
When trying to recall something you read, you open up a photograph of the scene in your mind and mentally scan the photograph for the information…
You can’t help correcting errors in the messages section below other peoples’ blog posts…
You can tell if a picture is perfectly straight on the wall or not – and if it’s not you have to adjust it until it is…
You line up your ornaments and they have to match either side of the central one…
You buy the exact same meals in your shopping week after week…
You go into a fast food place and are so overwhelmed by the mass of choices, the lights and the expectant face of the cashier, that you end up ordering the same thing every time…
You stand in a queue and the sounds of sniffing, clearing throats, coughing, scratching of the others in the queue makes you want to vomit or have a meltdown…
You go to the cinema and when the trailers and adverts start you have to clamp your hands over your ears…
Hearing someone crunching their food or slurping makes you see red…
You fall out with someone and you cannot forgive the injustice of what they’ve done wrong…
You monologue without realising your partner is bored, but even when they start to walk away to show you they’re bored, you follow them continuing your monologue…
When you’re upset, you suddenly realise you’ve been rocking…
When you’re very stressed by a situation you don’t know how to handle, you suddenly realise you’ve been hand-flapping…
You don’t know when it’s your turn to talk on the ‘phone…
When a seven year old neurotypical child is joking with you, you don’t realise it until they point it out…
You make a mental note to self, to put Post-it notes near the car controls so you can remember which switch does which light…
You bother to write a list of autistic idiosyncrasies…
Planet Autism Blog 
I love your blog, lost track of visiting it years ago since I got busy with (aspie) life, myself and my two children. I should give the link for my kids to read as well, they are both teens now.
Thank you, that’s a nice thing to say. Hope they find it interesting.
Here’s one:
You have about a thousand pages saved for offline reading on your tablet.